The difference between a Real Smoker and a HALF ASS SMOKER

The difference between a Real Smoker and a HALF ASS SMOKER All stoners are different but there are those smokers that half ass everything so here is a short list of the difference between the two. Enjoy! REAL SMOKER: Will smoke when they wake up and during work and still kick ass for the day! HALF […]

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Top 10 Stoner Munchies

Top 10 Stoner Munchies | StonerDays We know you get the muchies so here is a short list of awesome muchies to have around when you are feeling the rumble in the belly.  Munchos These tasty chips deserve the number one spot on the munchies list for the simple fact that they’re absolutely perfect! Munchos […]

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Kush

Stoner Dictionary | Kush Kush: noun 1. a particular type of cannabis indica plant Origin: The Hindu Kush Mountains, Pakistan/Afghanistan Example: “I can smell that sweet kush from a mile away.” The indica dominant strain we call kush has a big family but finds its origins from landrace plants mostly in Northern Pakistan and Central […]

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Kryptonite

Stoner Dictionary | Kryptonite Kryptonite: noun 1. a specific strain of marijuana Example: “Superman wishes he could smoke this kryptonite!” A true indica at its best, this strain represents its heritage to the fullest. Often used as a sleep aid, kryptonite is wonderful for reducing physical pain. Its heritage is said to be from pure […]

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Killer

Stoner Dictionary | Killer Killer: adjective 1. a term describing very potent high grade marijuana Example: “Nick smoked me out with some killer weed.” Depending on where you live the term killer when referring to weed can be a rather touchy subject. Most frequently when the subject of killer weed comes up it just means […]

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13 – The Numerical Code For Marijuana

Stoner Dictionary | 13 – The Numerical Code For Marijuana 13: noun 1. The numerical code for marijuana. Origin: The Hell’s Angels motorcycle gang. They broke into Woodstock and were security for the Rolling Stones at Altamont, their infamy is worldwide. The Hell’s Angels have been a part of the counter-culture since it began. A reputation of […]

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Kief

Stoner Dictionary | Kief Kief: noun 1. an accumulation of the highly concentrated trichomes found on marijuana buds Example: “I sprinkled some kief on top of the bowl.” The best kind of leftovers that you can imagine. The sugary THC crystals that comes off potent weed are called kief. It’s sometimes entangled with little orange […]

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Stoner Dictionary Krippy

Stoner Dictionary Krippy Krippy: noun 1. highly potent marijuana Origin: the southern region of the United States Example: “All I wanna do is smoke that krippy all day every day.” Where you live you always try to get your hands on the dank, the fire, some chronic, but your cousins from down south smoke that. […]

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How To Roll A Diamond Joint

How To Roll A Diamond Joint | Stonerdays The diamond joint, one of my personal favorites, is one of the simplest, yet most elegant techniques to roll a trick joint. Although it looks like a complicated roll, with ample practice, this joint can easily be mastered. Materials Needed: Rolling Papers Scissors Lighter Sticky strip from […]

Awesome Stoner Adventures

Awesome Stoner Adventures Wake up Stoners, it’s Wake N Bake time! Summer fun is all around, so set out on some awesome stoner adventures this week and don’t forget to bring your bomby kush. Do you wanna show the stoner world your stoner face? Send us your stoner pics to [email protected] or click on the […]

Stoners Bleed Green

Stoners Bleed Green Happy Wake N Bake everyone! Stoners Bleed Green and show your stoner pride! Stretch those lazy bones and grab the bong to jump start your day. Every morning wake up to StonerDays finest hand picked, fan submitted pics daily. Do you wanna show your stoner face to the stoner world? Send us […]

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Homegrown

Homegrown – Stoner Dictionary Homegrown: adjective 1. a term describing marijuana that is grown at home Example: “Have you tried my homegrown batch? It’s pretty dank!” Marijuana should be nurtured, protected, and loved. All of these factors have an effect on the marijuana and are said to produce the best quality, good feeling weed we […]

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Indica

Stoner Dictionary | Indica Indica: noun 1. a type of marijuana plant that provides a potent body high Example: “I prefer indica strains because they help me sleep.” Characterized as shorter, bushier plants with thick, broad leaves providing a body high that can feel heavy and relaxing. They can be found naturally in the mountains […]

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Hybrid

Stoner Dictionary | Hybrid Hybrid: noun 1. a type of marijuana that is a cross between two or more different strains either sativa, indica, or a sativa and an indica Example: “California Orange is my favorite hybrid strain.” When it comes to Mary Jane there are two main types found in the world: there is cannabis sativa, […]

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Gravity Bong

Stoner Dictionary | Gravity Bong Gravity Bong: noun 1. a homemade marijuana smoking apparatus traditionally made with a 2 liter plastic bottle, a bucket of water, and aluminum foil Example: “The first time I made a gravity bong was in the 9th grade.” The blueprints of this invention should be ingrained in every stoner’s head. […]

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Hash Oil

Stoner Dictionary | Hash Oil Hash Oil: noun 1. a type of marijuana concentrate Example: “I picked up a pre-roll dipped in hash oil at the dispensary today.” Short for hashish, hash oil is a form of concentrate, (concentrated THC) that is extremely potent with the active ingredients found in Mary Jane. Most smokers agree […]

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Half Ounce

Stoner Dictionary | Half Ounce Half Ounce: noun 1. 14 grams of marijuana Examples:  “I got a half ounce of herb for the music festival this weekend.” There’s a nasty wicked storm brewing outside and you’ve got food to last you a week and a 1/2 ounce of your favorite bud. You won’t be going […]

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Irie

Stoner Dictionary | Irie Irie: adjective 1. the state of being or becoming high on marijuana; feeling peaceful, content, and blissful 2. an acronym for “I respect I eternally” Origins: It was originally a word used in the Rastafarian culture for feeling great, being enlightened and in a higher mental state. This then became a […]

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Half Pound

Stoner Dictionary | Half Pound Half Pound: noun 1. 8 ounces or 224 grams of marijuana Example: “I sold a half pound of Skywalker OG to the dispensary.” If you’re in a routine where you continuously score half pounds, then you can consider yourself on Cheech and Chong status. A half pound of weed is approximately 224 […]

Why Couples Should Smoke Together

Why Couples Should Smoke Together | Stoner Guide We live in a society that definitely doesn’t hide violence. It’s pretty sad how much you see it on the news. Especially domestic violence, which seems to be more common every day. Couples that have the occasional fight aren’t that bad. In fact, studies have shown that arguing […]

Giggles

Stoner Dictionary | Giggles Giggles: noun 1. an uncontrollable urge to laugh and smile while under the influence of marijuana Example: “We smoked so much weed on our camping trip that we had the giggles all weekend.” Laughing with your friends is such a great feeling that most people enjoy wholeheartedly. Laughing with your friends […]

Mary Jane Wake N Bake Stoner Pictures

Mary Jane Wake N Bake Stoner Pictures Mary Jane Wake N Bake Stoner Pictures How was the night? Glad to have you back for your morning Wake N Bake daily stoner submissions. Thanks to all of you StonerDays can bring the world of stoners together. Keep up the smoking and creativity with stoners just like […]

Cannabis Talk On Mother’s Day

Cannabis Talk On Mother’s Day? Stoners have a tough time with the parental discussion on marijuana reform. For some, the talk is extremely easy and some parents even raise their kids and actually teach their children about marijuana in the positive, truthful way. Other stoners don’t get so lucky and wind up getting taught the […]

G-Pen

Stoner Dictionary | G-Pen G-Pen: noun 1. a type of personal pocket-sized concentrate vaporizer Origin: created by Grenco Science Example: “I love bringing my G-Pen to music festivals cause no one knows what it is.” Just like the telephone, electronic marijuana devices are getting smaller and fancier as the years go by. First there was […]

Cottonmouth

Stoner Dictionary | Cottonmouth Cottonmouth: noun 1. extreme dry-mouth caused by smoking marijuana Example: “Can I have a sip of your water? I have the worst cottonmouth.” Cottonmouth is one of the only negative side effects of smoking marijuana among its users. The clinical term is xerostomia and it is nicknamed cottonmouth because of the white, […]

Cocktail

Stoner Dictionary | Cocktail Cocktail: noun 1. a rolled cigarette containing marijuana and hash, a marijuana concentrate Example: “That cocktail got me so blitzed I passed out.” The marijuana cocktail can be a mixture of things. People use this term to describe weed that is laced with hash, tobacco, or sometimes even cocaine. Some prefer […]

Female

Stoner Dictionary | Female  Female: noun 1. the sex of marijuana plant that produces trichome covered buds which have a high tetrahydrocannabinol content  Example: “I grew a plant from seed and thankfully it was female.“ When it comes to marijuana we are all looking for a good female. This is because only these pretty plants produce […]

Chronic

Stoner Dictionary | Chronic Chronic: adjective 1. a term used to describe high grade, or top shelf, marijuana Example: “You will be given a lifetime supply of chronic marijuana to accompany you on this island.” Imagine that for some strange reason an eccentric psychopath has banished you to a remote island where you will live […]

Fatty

Stoner Dictionary | Fatty  Fatty: noun 1. an extremely plump marijuana cigarette Example: “Mikey rolled a fatty and all eight of us puffed on it.” The joint is one of the more simple pleasures that stoners enjoy. A fatty is a marijuana cigarette (joint) that is obviously fatter than usual. It’s pretty simple, when you’re […]

Geek Out

Stoner Dictionary | Geek Out Geek out: noun 1. an uncontrollable fit of laughter while under the influence of marijuana by inexperienced smokers Example: “We smoked him out for the first time and he geeked out all night.” The uncontrollable fits of laughter experienced by most newbies to the smoking world is known widely as […]

FourTwenty

Stoner Dictionary | FourTwenty FourTwenty: date 1. April 20th, the unofficial marijuana smoker’s holiday primarily observed in the United States Origin: San Rafael, California Example: “Happy FourTwenty!” There is one glorious day out of the year where the whole stoner nation celebrates and honors the glorious plant we call cannabis. This day is April 20th […]

Couch-Lock

Stoner Dictionary | Couch-Lock Couch-Lock: noun 1. being so high on marijuana that you are in a vegetative state Example: “Hope you have nothing to do today cause this kush will definitely gives you couch-lock.” Now a term that is commonly used in dispensaries to describe the effects of some heavy indicas, couch-lock could be […]

Diesel

Stoner Dictionary | Diesel Diesel: noun 1. a sativa dominant variety of marijuana strains possessing a pungent gasoline aroma Example: “The smell of that diesel was like a punch in the face.” Bustling city streets, yelling taxi cab drivers, city lights, Time Square, New York. NY is said to be the birthplace of this original […]

Concentrate

Stoner Dictionary | Concentrate Concentrate: noun 1. the concentrated form of the active ingredients in cannabis: THC, CBD, CBN, and THCV Example: “I picked up some concentrate from the dispensary, the budtender said it would relieve my insomnia.” Cannabis is a beautiful, magical, and sophisticated plant; it can be manipulated into different forms and be […]

Doobie

Stoner Dictionary | Doobie Doobie: noun 1. a rolled marijuna cigarette Example: “Dale rolled a doobie for disc golf.” “Black Water,” “China Grove,” “Listen to the Music,” “Takin’ it to the Streets,” any of these songs ring a bell? These are just a few hits from the ever so talented Doobie Brothers, and just by […]

Elevated

Stoner Dictionary | Elevated Elevated: adjective 1. a slightly psychedelic level of highness on marijuana Example: “Nick was so elevated off that hash last night.” You’ve been high a multitude of times, around many people in many settings. Still there are those specific instances you know you’ll never forget. These are the times you were […]

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Cherried

Stoner Dictionary | Cherried Cherried: noun 1. when the bowl of marijuana is lit and the ember continues to burn through many rounds of smoking without re-lighting. Example: “You don’t need to light it, it’s cherried.” Achieving a cherry during a smoke session is somewhat of an art. Many people wonder if there is a certain […]

Cocoa Puffs

Stoner Dictionary | Cocoa Puffs CocoaPuffs: noun 1. marijuana laced with cocaine Example: “Did we just smoke cocoa puffs? That bowl made me so hyper!” Marijuana can often be laced with other drugs. This term was made famous by the Nelly song “Country Grammar” in the lyrics “shimmy, shimmy, cocoa what? Listen to it proud, light it […]

New Hampshire Opens First MMJ Dispensary

New Hampshire Opens First MMJ Dispensary | Stoner News The east coast is much further behind on the cannabis legalization front than the west. There are no states on the east coast that have legalized the plant and some are just being plain stubborn. Take for example, New Hampshire. This small north eastern state legalized […]

Cannabutter

Stoner Dictionary | Cannabutter Cannabutter: noun 1. cannabis infused butter Example: “I made this special peach cobbler with cannabutter.” Looking to make a tasty treat? Well if you’re like many other cannabis lovers, you’ll probably need cannabutter. With cannabutter, the possibilities are taken to a higher level, if you know what I mean. To make a […]

Bud

Stoner Dictionary | Bud  Bud: noun 1. the flowers or colas of the cannabis plant containing the highest concentrate of psychoactive compounds tetrahydrocannabinol, cannabidiol, and cannabinol 2. the part of the cannabis plant most prevalently smoked Example: “There is a beautiful bud glistening on my God’s Gift in the backyard.” Bud is a colloquial word […]

Rosin Chip Canna-Coconut Brownies

Rosin Chip Canna-Coconut Brownies | Stoner Cookbook What You’ll Need; 10-20 grams of rosin chips (use according to potency preference) 1 1/3 cups coconut oil Coffee grinder Cheesecloth 2 boxes brownie mix (and the ingredients on the box but sub out the oil for coconut oil that you will be making) Start off by grinding up […]

Five Marijuana Myths

Five Marijuana Myths Everyone these days is familiar with the tactics used by DARE and films like Reefer Madness. This ridiculous propaganda leads many to believe that cannabis is a killer plant, something that will make you stupid and slow. But in reality, that’s not true. So much new information has flooded the media regarding […]

Five Ridiculous Laws Pertaining To Cannabis

Five Ridiculous Laws Pertaining To Cannabis Some cannabis laws are in place to keep us safe, but these laws seem to come from a long ago forgotten time when you hand cranked up your jalopy and drove to the box social with your sweetie. Thankfully, the laws are beginning to change. With the help of […]

How To Talk To Children About Cannabis

How To Talk To Children About Cannabis Kids these days are the future of our generation, obviously, much like we were fifteen-twenty years ago. Unfortunately for us, the youth is more preoccupied with how many followers they have on Twitter rather than the real issues that are at stake. One of these such issues being […]

Cannabis In The NFL

Cannabis In The NFL Major league sports aren’t exempt from drug use. But most players involved in heavy contact sports such as football usually aren’t using marijuana. Instead, it is found that a lot of these players have issues with painkillers and prescribed drugs. Since they are always getting hit so hard, players need something […]

Cannabis Vs Epilepsy Drugs

Cannabis Vs Epilepsy Drugs As the cannabis plant becomes more researched for its properties relating to epilepsy, more parents of epileptic children are opening their minds to the possibility of what this plant can do for their families. There are hundreds of children that are suffering from epilepsy and the complications that arise from it. […]

Marijuana Butter Recipe

Marijuana Butter Recipe Here’s a “fancy” recipe on how to make cannabutter, enjoy. What you will need: 1 bag of shake (roughly 1/2 pound – 1 pound) Large cooking/stock pot (mine is a 4 gallon) 5 pounds butter or margarine cheesecloth for straining thick elastic bands empty plastic containers with lids (ice-cream pails or large Tupperware work […]

Five Reasons Patrick Star Is The Smoking Man’s Smoking Man

Five Reasons Patrick Star Is The Smoking Man’s, Smoking Man.. Cartoons like Spongebob were once pitched to adult TV show networks… And rejected. So when the writers changed the script for the younger minds, they failed to take out a few of the more adult references. Watching Spongebob as an adult will show you how […]

Stoner Cookbook; Mashed Grapefruit Sweet Potatoes

Stoner Cookbook; Mashed Grapefruit Sweet Potatoes Cooking is a huge part of the holidays for most people. The main course is definitely important but what would that be without those delicious added bonus foods? Side dishes are always very important for the holiday meals. Everyone knows that mashed potatoes are probably the best part of […]

Blitzed

Stoner Dictionary | Blitzed Blitzed: adjective 1. describing a state of being extremely high on marijuana Example: “I don’t know if I can go out tonight, I am blitzed out of my gourd.” You’ve just been bombarded, violated, and attacked by the ever so powerful high monster, and now you’re done. Blitzed is what you become when […]

Beats

Stoner Dictionary | Beats Beats: noun 1. Music listened to before, during and/or after a smoke session. Example: “Wait, let me put on some beats before we spark up.” Ever wondered why your favorite song gives you that warm feeling inside? Humans have always had a very strong physiological and cognitive connection with music. With the exception of Beethoven, […]

Fun Facts About Marijuana

Fun Facts About Marijuana  It was used to defeat the Nazis! Don’t beleive me? They even made a movie about it. Youtube “Hemp For Victory”  The earliest recorded uses of marijuana date from the 3rd millennium BC! The True OG’s  You would have to smoke over 800 joints to die from an over dose from […]

Stoner Tattoos

Stoner Tattoos | StonerDays Stoners around the world love showing there support to the marijuana community with tattoos. A form of expression, individuality and most of all love, goes into every tattoo giving life to the main goal, legalizing marijuana around the world. From all of us here at Stonerdays, we would like to take this […]