10 Things You Will Never Hear a Stoner Say

10 Thing’s You Will Never Hear a Stoner Say In the stoner community you will come across some hilarious and entertaining comments. Here are ten comments you will NEVER hear a stoner say, Enjoy!  I think we’ve smoked enough bro, it’s 8 o’clock. Let’s call it a night.  Dude fuck pizza! Let’s eat rice cakes..  My […]

Stoned Vs. Drunk: Pizza Eating Challenge

Stoned Vs. Drunk: Pizza Eating Challenge Well the guys at Buzz Feed are back at it again. This time they are challenging stoners and drunks in an ultimate competition of eating! Spoiler alert! Although team drunk wins they all are definitely enjoying themselves. Let us know what you think in the comments below and you […]

Top 10 Trippy Stoner Movies

  Pink Floyd: The Wall The Wall manages to comprise all the deatils you look for in a trippy mind bending movie and rolled them all into one. Full of music, vivid imagery, and sounds that are completely original, it’s a refreshing film to feast your eyes on. The symbolic scenes depicted get the wheels […]

Blunt

Stoner Dictionary | Blunt Blunt: noun 1. A cigar leaf (or wrapper) filled with ground marijuana instead of tobacco Origin: a popular cigar brand, Phillies Blunts, gutted of tobacco and filled with cannabis. Example: “Smoke a blunt, nice and slow, hold the smoke then let it go.” – Afroman You may not have read the comic […]

Pot Use and Pregnancy

Pot Use and Pregnancy By Paul Armentano [Author’s note: This essay originally appeared in article form in the June 2007 issue of Heads Magazine. It has been updated for publication by NORML.] Few issues concerning cannabis and health evoke more disparate opinions than the question of maternal pot use during pregnancy. It’s easy to see […]

Fox News Releases Poll That Supports Marijuana Legalization

Fox News Releases Poll That Supports Marijuana Legalization Before you call me crazy, yes I am talking about the Fox News that we’re all familiar with. The one that refused to show support for marijuana… Up until now. With the public pressing for more marijuana information, the media giant Fox had no choice but to […]

Cannabis In The NFL

Cannabis In The NFL Major league sports aren’t exempt from drug use. But most players involved in heavy contact sports such as football usually aren’t using marijuana. Instead, it is found that a lot of these players have issues with painkillers and prescribed drugs. Since they are always getting hit so hard, players need something […]

Bong

Stoner Dictionary | Bong Bong: noun 1. a pipe of various shapes and sizes used to inhale the combustible flowers of cannabis filtering the smoke through water that is stored in its basin Origins: allegedly Southeast Asia, specifically Thailand, Laos, and the Philippines and/or Africa Etymology: a derivation of the Thai word baung translated as a cylindrical tube […]

Brick

Stoner Dictionary | Brick Brick: noun 1. a pound or kilo of marijuana pressed into a block or brick Origin: mainstream cannabis distributors, predominantly in Mexico, press the product into bricks for easier transport Example: “The DEA confiscated 20 bricks from the distributor.” Most of the time when we think of bricks we imagine the red kind used to […]

Cannabis Compared To Epilepsy Drugs

Cannabis Compared To Epilepsy Drugs As the cannabis plant becomes more researched for its properties relating to epilepsy, more parents of epileptic children are opening their minds to the possibility of what this plant can do for their families. There are hundreds of children that are suffering from epilepsy and the complications that arise from […]

Brick Weed

Stoner Dictionary | Brick Weed Brick Weed: noun 1. a pound or kilo of, usually low quality, marijuana pressed into a block or brick Origin: mainstream cannabis distributors, predominantly in Mexico, press the product into bricks for easier transport Example: “This brick weed from my dealer is bunk, I should have gone to the clinic instead.” Cannabis is a unique plant which […]

Broken

Stoner Dictionary | Broken Broken: adjective 1. a term used to describe an empty marijuana pipe. Fill it!  Example: “Dude why is your pipe broken?” Some might think you are referring too a broken piece of glass. But this term is used to describe an empty pipe that desperately needs to be filled. If you find yourself […]

Five Places To Cure The Munchies In Denver

Five Places To Cure The Munchies In Denver | Stoner Blog If you’re a stoner, you know the munchies. They rear their ugly head whenever you’ve gotten the most comfy on the couch. All of a sudden, you’re craving some insane pizza slices, maybe a heaping burger topped with egg or whatever, or perhaps you […]

Bubble Hash

Stoner Dictionary | Bubble Hash Bubble Hash: noun 1. a very refined marijuana concentrate made by using ice water, cannabis trimmings or bud material, and a series of screens or bags Origin: Canadian hash connoisseur, “Bubble Man,” is accredited with the creation of the bubble hash making process as well as the term itself. Example: “One rip […]

Brownies

Stoner Dictionary | Brownies Marijuana Brownies: noun 1. chocolate brownies baked with cannabis infused butter; also known as special or magic brownies Example: “I ate special brownies at the concert and they took me to another planet.” What came first, the stoner or the brownie? The cannabis community has always been innovative, especially when it […]

Bubonic Chronic

Stoner Dictionary | Bubonic Chronic  Bubonic Chronic: adjective/noun 1. extremely potent and pungent marijuana Example: “This bubonic chronic made my back pain disappear.” In the 14th century, the Bubonic Plague wiped out nearly half of the European population. The so called Black Death was characterized by swelling of the nodes, painful lesions, and seizures. The fear […]

Buddha

Stoner Dictionary | Buddha Buddha: adjective/noun 1. a term used to describe the soothing and tranquil effects of certain strains of marijuana 2. a 100% sativa strain variety grown predominantly in Thailand Example: 1. “This herb is so Buddha, it will send you straight to nirvana.” 2. “I just picked up a strain from the clinic called Buddha.” Hearing […]

Budiquette

Stoner Dictionary | Budiquette Budiquette: noun 1. a set of standards and codes of polite behavior practiced within the marijuana social community Example: “He has no budiquette, he completely skipped me in the rotation.” So you think you know your stuff? Think you’re ready to finally take your cool bong out of your mom’s basement and fraternize […]

Buffalo

Stoner Dictionary | Buffalo Chokes Buffalo: noun 1. when the excessive inhalation of marijuana smoke causes an intense coughing fit; also called buffalo choke Example: “I got a serious case of the buffalo chokes.” Sometimes a stoner’s eyes may be bigger than their lungs. This will result in someone attempting to inhale a major hit but only ending up […]

Budtender

Stoner Dictionary | Budtender Budtender: noun 1. a person who weighs out portions of medical marijuana and provides information about the suggested use of each product to his or her patient/members 2. a volunteer at a medical marijuana collective Example: “The budtender suggested the perfect strain to help with my sciatica pain.” A highly coveted position in […]

Stoned Moments

Stoned Moments; Stoner Images   StonerDays continues to lead the Stoner Community with a higher state of mind. Committed to you and each member of our stoner team. We have expanded our stoner army and are always looking for more to add to the team! We do this with our most important asset in mind-you! Our valued stoners. Send us […]

Babysittin’

Stoner Dictionary | Babysittin Babysittin’: verb 1. when someone holds the bowl or joint without smoking or passing Example: “Bro, pass the bowl! No one’s going to pay you for babysittin’ the damn thing.” There’s a simple rule among smokers: “puff, puff, pass.” It’s an easy rule to follow but every now and again you are forced to deal […]

Ash-Catcher

Stoner Dictionary | Ash-Catcher Ash-Catcher: noun 1. an elongated bowl piece containing water and attached to a water pipe Example: “Check out this trippy ash-catcher I just got for my bong!” One of the many clever stoner inventions, an ash-catcher is more of a luxury item than a necessity. While the water within the bong […]

Amber Glass

Stoner Dictionary | Amber Glass Amber Glass: noun 1. an extremely potent type of marijuana concentrate; a butane honey oil (BHO) extract Example: “The amber glass I got at the clinic gave me serious couch-lock.” Amber glass is a form of cannabis concentrate, often found at medical marijuana dispensaries. Because of the knowledge, work and […]

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4/20

Stoner Dictionary | 420 4/20 (20-Apr): date 1. the best day of the year Origin: San Rafael Example: “High! Happy 4/20!” 420 or April 20th is the biggest day of the year for marijuana consumers. Every year on this cannabis cultural holiday, smokers everywhere unite to celebrate the life of the greenest plant on Earth. 420 Protest, smoke-ins, conferences, […]

Stonerdays Radio For Stoners By Stoners

Stonerdays Radio For Stoners By Stoners It’s common knowledge that stoners love music more than anyone else. It relaxes, chills, and lightens the mood of any smoking sesh. Unfortunately, most of the stuff on the radio and on MTV is absolute garbage (We’ve all seen Miley’s chicken butt by this point… Ugh!). So if you’re […]

Home Grown, Plant Seeds – Stoner Wear

Home Grown, Plant Seeds – Stoner Wear The words “home grown” instantly evoke a warm feeling in the hearts of all stoners. Aside from being defined as marijuana that is grown at home, it also represents nostalgia, the idea that no matter where we end up, we are all home grown. The life of a […]

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How To Make Cannabis Popsicles By Stoner Days

How To Make Cannabis Popsicles Presented By StonerDays What better stoner treat to make in the summer for when the heat really hits? Popsicles are always a hit, it doesn’t matter what age you and your friends are or what time of year it is for that matter. If you whip these babies out at […]

CBD

Stoner Dictionary | CBD CBD: noun 1. cannabidiol, an extremely beneficial but non-psychotropic ingredient in marijuana Example: “I wish more strains had a higher CBD percentage because it helps fight cancer.” The hidden heroes, the underdogs, the cure for cancer, whatever you want to call them, CBDs are a somewhat newly discovered active ingredient in […]

Ten US Politicians That Admit To Toking

Ten US Politicians That Admit To Toking Politicians, while seemingly against marijuana use for the most part (although more are beginning to realize the benefits of the plant, whether it be for monetary reasons or just plain common sense), were all young once. They didn’t know that they would someday be in a fancy office, […]

Cannabis-Infused Espresso Gelato

Cannabis-Infused Espresso Gelato By Elysia McMahan Medical marijuana has been proven to be a very effective medicine used by patients around the world to treat and alleviate symptoms of a variety of serious conditions in which traditional interventions have failed. Cannabis is often used for treating nausea and vomiting in cancer patients who do not respond to standard treatment.  There […]

Juicing Raw Cannabis

Juicing Raw Cannabis Juicing Raw Cannabis Dr. Courtney is a physician and researcher from Mendocino, CA. Who gives medical marijuana approvals to qualified patients in Mendocino and Humboldt Counties. Kristen Peskuski is a researcher and patient who put her systemic lupus, rheumatoid arthritis, interstitial cystitis and numerous other conditions into remission juicing fresh cannabis. Raw […]

Fox News Releases Poll That Supports Cannabis Legalization

Fox News Releases Poll That Supports Cannabis Legalization Before you call me crazy, yes I am talking about the Fox News that we’re all familiar with. The one that refused to show support for marijuana… Up until now. With the public pressing for more marijuana information, the media giant Fox had no choice but to […]

Top 10 most popular Autoflowering Marijuana Strains 2015

Top 10 most popular Autoflowering Marijuana Strains 2015 As the name suggests, autoflowering cannabis plants automatically produce blooms without the need to regulate light levels to trigger bud production. This feature alone makes them ideal for a wide variety of growing environments. On top of this, they also possess a rapid growth rate that makes […]

Marijuana Flavored Pig Meat

Marijuana Flavored Pig Meat There’s a new craze in Seattle Washington, Marijuana Flavored Pig Meat. A local butcher has started selling marijuana feed pig meat to his customers. Consumers report that the flavor of the marijuana flavored pig meat  is ‘savory’. Pot is becoming more and more popular in the food industry, so stoners get ready […]

San Diego first legal marijuana dispensary

San Diego first legal marijuana dispensary SAN DIEGO — An appeal of a conditional use permit granted to a San Diego State University business professor to operate a medical marijuana dispensary in Otay Mesa was unanimously denied by the city’s Planning Commission today. In October, a city hearing officer granted a conditional use permit to […]

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Four American Dad Stoner Moments

Four American Dad Stoner Moments Marijuana has long been snuck into cartoons and movies as hidden references, but the cast of American Dad has some of my favorite and most blatant stoner references this side of Langley Falls. Since the cartoon has the same type of humor as Family Guy and South Park, there is no […]

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Ten Illnesses That Marijuana Helps

Ten Illnesses That Marijuana Helps Marijuana has been proven to help patients with certain illnesses, including the most severe like cancer. Big Pharma is notorious for giving people prescriptions to drugs that aren’t actually helping. Who wants to take a pill to treat depression where the side effects include increased risk of suicide? While doctors and […]

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Five Reasons Smoking Marijuana Is Better Than Drinking

Five Reasons Smoking Marijuana Is Better Than Drinking It’s Friday night stoners. You’re smoking marijuana in the process of making plans with your friends. Some of them want to head to the bar and drink until whenever the bars close. But on the other hand, your other buddies are planning on getting together and smoking […]

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Obama And Cannabis

Obama And Cannabis With the recent 2015 State of the Union speech, people are wondering why there was absolutely no mention of the most popular plant in the news today. While marijuana has been proven to not only be a benefit in a medical sense but also in an industrial one, the President didn’t even mention […]

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Stoner Jobs: An Inside Profile At Firefly

Stoner Jobs: An Inside Profile At Firefly Having at least one or two stoner internships before getting a real job seems normal. Leading into the summer of ‘15, I definitely felt like I had to get out there and have my own internship. It sounds a little bit ridiculous right, but that’s truly what I […]

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Stoners Magical Northwest Adventure

Stoners Magical Northwest Adventure On Instagram there are beautiful pictures of lost mountain passes and forgotten, dew-dripped highways that lead out into the sunset. Mixed with wandering pictures of lost hippy girls are their long slender fingers dripped around an expertly wrapped blunt. In order to achieve your perfect Instagram-worthy North-Western adventure, there are a […]

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The Canna Cruise Experience!

What is the Canna Cruise Experience? The Canna Cruise Experience is a cannabis friendly awareness event, and fundraising effort, presented by CanI?Liv. This event benefits CanI?Liv in our efforts to establish Wellness Facilities offering alternative healthcare and prescription services to medicinal cannabis patients. Our Foundation also provides donation free meds to patients in need, emergency […]

Stoned At Heart

Stoned At Heart; Stoner Images We are all equals and a family, so lets stick together and embrace one another. StonerDays has been here for you from the beginning and we don’t plan on stopping any time soon. So lets show the world how dope stoners really are! Send use your stoney images. We are looking for creative thinking, outdoor […]

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Stoners Awake and Milk Your Bongs

Stoners Awake and Milk Your Bongs   Good Morning Stoners! What a beautiful day it is, Stoners Awake and Milk Your Bongs. Let’s get this day started with a nice toke, milk up those bongs and inhale the marijuana goodness. Let your mind expand the horizon. Wanna show the stoner world your stoner ways? Send […]

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Stoner Problems

Stoner Problems “Bitch! You know what I want! I wanna talk to Samson! Fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Kramden! ‘Cause it’s hard being black and gifted! Sometimes I wanna throw it all down and get lifted”! Smoking marijuana is fun and it can relieve stress but sometimes as stoners we come […]

Cooking with Aunt Sandy

Cooking with Aunt Sandy Grassy-flavored pot brownies are a thing of the past, now that 10x Cannabutter has come into play. Sandy Moriarty is the Author of the newly published cook book, “Aunt Sandy’s Medical Marijuana Cookbook”, which puts a whole new spin on cooking with cannabis. Moriarty’s book visually demonstrates the “secret” process for creating […]

Congress Denise Medical Marijuana to Veterans

Congress Denise Medical Marijuana to Veterans Congress simply refuses to give in on the issue of allowing American veterans safe access to medical marijuana. Earlier this week, the House of Representatives gathered on Capitol Hill to hash out the details of an amendment to the Military Construction and Veterans Affairs Appropriations Bill, which would have […]

Do You Still Doubt U.S.’s Desire For Pot

Do You Still Doubt U.S.’s Desire For Pot The Fox News poll for the first time finds more than half (51 percent) favor legalizing marijuana, while 44 percent oppose it. It’s one thing when marijuana activists hijack an unscientific poll on Fox News pundit Bill O’Reilly’s personal website, as they did in July 2014. It’s […]

Two House Bills Would End Federal Prohibition Of Marijuana

Two House Bills Would End Federal Prohibition Of Marijuana Two congressmen filed separate House bills on Friday that together would legalize, regulate and tax marijuana at the federal level, effectively ending the U.S. government’s decades long prohibition of the plant. Rep. Jared Polis (D-Colo.) introduced the Regulate Marijuana Like Alcohol Act, which would remove marijuana […]

Howie Weed

Howie Weed Harold “Howie” Weed is an ILM artist and occasional actor in the Star Wars saga. He played some background characters (Ketwol, Melas) and the Wampa ice creature for the 1997 special editions. Weed began his career during the early 1980s as a production assistant for TV with Smarkus and Company (1982). However, not […]

Colorado Approves Medical Marijuana in School

Colorado Approves Medical Marijuana in School Reading, writing … and reefer? A first-in-the-nation bill that would allow students to have medical marijuana in school is heading to the Colorado governor’s desk after passing the state legislature late Monday night. The change in the law was sought to let schoolchildren in Colorado who are living with conditions […]

StonerDays IG Family #11

StonerDays IG Family #11 StonerDays IG name currently:  @stnrdys  @stayblazed Click on images to swipe: [Best_Wordpress_Gallery id=”2″ gal_title=”stonerdays ig #11″] Hey fam, From all of us here at Stonerdays, we would like to take this time and say Thank You for all of the love and support that all of you have given us. To show you love, […]

The 7 Best Strains to Celebrate the Galactic Star Wars Holiday

The 7 Best Strains to Celebrate the Galactic Star Wars Holiday Officially dubbed Star Wars Day in 2007, May 4th (or “May the Fourth,” as in “May the Fourth [Force] be with you”) has become a day of celebration for sci-fi and film nerds alike. With the announcement of Star Wars: Episode VII’s cast, we’re especially excited […]

Medical Marijuana in Schools

Medical Marijuana in Schools Mothers whose children suffer seizures speak in support of a bill that would have schools treat marijuana like other prescription drugs, but federal law is seen as an obstacle. AUGUSTA — Melissa Burnham is allowed to send drugs such as Ritalin, a stimulant, or Valium, a sedative, to school with her […]

Did Aaron Hernandez kill his Bluntmaster?

Did Aaron Hernandez kill his Bluntmaster? As the trial of Aaron Hernandez draws to a close and the jury deliberates, it’s becoming clear that as prolific his talents were on the field as a tight end, even more prodigious was he in his other extracurricular activities – especially his enthusiasm for weed. Pro Bowl NFL […]

StonerDays IG Family #10

StonerDays IG Family #10   Click on images to swipe: [Best_Wordpress_Gallery id=”2″ gal_title=”stonerdays IG #10″] Hey fam, From all of us here at Stonerdays, we would like to take this time and say Thank You for all of the love and support that all of you have given us. To show you love, we would like […]

Willie Nelson Brand of Weed

Willie Nelson Brand of Weed | Stoner Blog Articel by: www.thedailybeast.com There will be branded bongs and stores, too, as Willie gets out ahead of big industry in states where pot is legal.  Willie Nelson takes a hit of the cigarette-sized vaporizer in his gnarled hand, exhaling a small cloud, before placing it on the foldout table […]

Ben & Jerry Are Totally Potheads

Ben & Jerry Are Totally Potheads Famed ice cream impresarios Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield declared on HuffPo Live that they’d support making a cannabis-infused version of their sweet treats available where marijuana is legal. “Makes sense to me,” Cohen said, while savoring a bite of ice cream. “Combine your pleasures.” Greenfield stopped short of […]

Compton Grinders | Stoner Product Review

Compton Grinders | Stoner Product Review Straight outta Compton… Of course that was the first thing that went off in my head when discovering the brand.  Compton Grinders?  Had never heard of em before.  Well, after a couple weeks on the Compton grind I’m left with no hesitation saying that they deserve to be on everyone’s […]

StonerDays IG Family #9

StonerDays IG Family #9 StonerDays IG name currently:  @stnrdys  @stayblazed Click on images to swipe: [Best_Wordpress_Gallery id=”2″ gal_title=”stonerdays IG #9″] StonerDays would like to thank you, for all your support and love. As the stoner community grows so will the voice it carries with it. Lets keep pushing forward. Enjoy! Wanna join the “Stoner Army”? Rep hard […]

FlowerMate V5.0S Stoner Review

FlowerMate V5.0S Stoner Review The FlowerMate V5.0S is quite honestly, the best valued vaporizer in the world, and is effectively revolutionizing the portable vaporizer industry as we know it. Thousands of people have already purchased the V5.0S from all across the globe and I don’t see its popularity slowing down any time soon. The FlowerMate V5.0S is ruggedly […]

IMAG Plus Vaporizer Stoner Review

IMAG Plus Vaporizer Stoner Review Only the very best devices in the world make the cut onto Wizard Puff shelves. The IMAG Plus is the first and only pen style vaporizer that meets our strict standards for quality and reliable performance, and I could not be more excited. The IMAG Plus is the vaporizer pen to purchase and is hands down the […]

Getcha Tees and Tanks | Apparel blog

Getcha Tees and Tanks | Apparel blog With the worst of winter behind us (knock on wood) and spring break imminent, now is an ideal time to start stocking up for warmer weather.  A quintessential staple in any wardrobe, can never have too many t-shirts.  You can still get your orders in and have stuff shipped […]

Invest In What You Know

Invest In What You Know In shocking recent developments, Snoop Dogg/Lion/the next animal evolution, created a buzz a couple weeks ago by announcing plans for raising a $25 million fund to invest in marijuana.  He’s putting his focus on growing technology affiliated with the legal cannabis industry. This comes on the heels of his recent […]

StonerDays IG Family #8

StonerDays IG Family #8 StonerDays IG name currently:  @stnrdys  @stayblazed Click on images to swipe: [Best_Wordpress_Gallery id=”2″ gal_title=”stonerdays ig family #8″] StonerDays would like to thank you, for all your support and love. As the stoner community grows so will the voice it carries with it. Lets keep pushing forward. Enjoy! Wanna join the “Stoner Army”? Rep […]

StonerDays IG Family #7

StonerDays IG Family #7 StonerDays IG name currently:  @stnrdys  @stayblazed Click on images to swipe: [Best_Wordpress_Gallery id=”2″ gal_title=”stonerdays fam #7″] StonerDays would like to thank you, for all your support and love. As the stoner community grows so will the voice it carries with it. Lets keep pushing forward. Enjoy! Wanna join the “Stoner Army”? Rep hard […]

StonerDays IG Family #6

StonerDays IG Family #6 StonerDays IG name currently:  @stnrdys  @stayblazed Click on images to swipe: [Best_Wordpress_Gallery id=”2″ gal_title=”StonerDays IG Family #6″] StonerDays would like to thank you, for all your support and love. As the stoner community grows so will the voice it carries with it. Lets keep pushing forward. Enjoy! Wanna join the “Stoner Army”? Rep […]