Ten Stoner Jokes

Ten Stoner Jokes; Stoner Blog

Stoners love cheesy jokes. Why else would we buy those popsicles with the goofy jokes on the stick? Simple things can be really amusing to stoners and the more baked you are for these jokes, the better. Some of them are pretty corny and were definitely made by stoners themselves. It’s suggested that you get extremely high before reading these and if you decide to retell them to your friends, you should absolutely make sure that they’re really stoned as well.



 1. Q: Why is the roach clip called a roach clip?
A: Because pot holder was already taken

2. Q: What did the frog say after lighting up?
A: Don’t Worry Be Hoppy

3. Q: How do sharks get high?
A: They smoke reefer

4. Q: Did you hear about the kid that overdosed on weed?
A: Niether did I.

5. Q: What is a stoners idea of a balanced diet?
A: A joint in each hand

6. Q: What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?
A: Han So-high

7. Q: What do you call money that grows on trees?
A: Marijuana

8. Q: What do you call a male stoner when he’s horny?
A: A weed whacker

9. Q: What do you get when you eat too many marijuana edibles?
A: A pot belly

10. Q: Why did the pot head plant cheerios?
A: He thought they were donut seeds

Like I said, they’re not the greatest jokes in the world… But when you’re good and baked, they’re sure to bring a little laughter in to your day. And if these jokes just aren’t doing it for you, you can always imagine a T-Rex trying to wipe his ass.

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Ten Stoner Jokes; Stoner Blog