10 Different Types of Stoners


10 Different Types of Stoners

Everyone’s different. We learn this from a very young age, we are constantly trying to figure out what we like and what we don’t like. Each person has their own way of doing things, this makes the world go round.

The same goes for stoners, there are 10 Different Types of Stoners and we are all unique in our own special way.


Next time you’re in rotation with your friends or maybe even just randomly smoking with fellow stoners, take a look around. Decide for yourself who is who. It can be quit interesting and fun realizing your friends unique traits of smoking the marijuana goodness. The 10 Different Types of Stoners are:

1. The Paranoid Stoner


Oh my, this stoner! Haha. He/she can’t stop thinking somethings going wrong. “Everyones looking at me, why? Why, Am I laughing too much? What should I say? Should I just say nothing? Ah, I’m too high!” Just calm the down and chill out. Everything is going to be all right. Ride it out.

2. The Klutz

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This stoner is somehow always managing to break the piece. He reaches for his Gatorade and knocks over your most treasured bong. Best bet is to keep your beloved pieces outta harms way from his guy, maybe bubble wrap the bong when it’s his turn to rip.

3. The Mcguyver


Awesome stoner! This stoner is always coming up with new ways to smoke the reefer. He makes his own bongs, pipes and any other smoking creation he can master up. Be prepared to get hella stoned in new ways!

4. The Chemist

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The Stoner Chemist loves to smoke dabs. He’s got his gear with him and he’s ready to torch this shit. Items he brings along: his torch, his dab tool, his nail, and not to forget his bong. He’s a true mad scientist! Take a dab and get blown away. This THC is gonna knock your socks off. “A Dab Will Do Ya!”

5. The Contact High Guy 


This guy/girl really isn’t a “true” stoner. Although they call them self’s a stoner, they never actually takes a hit. They just sits in the room with everyone and get “high” from a smoke filled room. Make em’ actually take a rip next time and show them the beauty of sweet Mary Jane.

6. The Coach


The Coach is the type of stoner who is always explaining the best way how to take a hit, how long to hold it, and what kind of strand gets you the highest. He goes on and on about sativas vs. indicas and don’t forget your hybrids. Just humor this guy and shake your head. Most likely he probably does have a few good pointers up his sleeve.

7. The Closest Smoker Dad 


Give it up for this Stoner! He deserves a gold metal. He’s the ultimate OG Stoner, he created the art of smoking pot. He’s a hippy at heart and will always have a love for marijuana. Now that he’s older and wiser he just hides the fact of being a pothead. Always listen to what he has to say and remember to respect your elders!

8. The Sneak A Toker


Oh man, oh man! This stoner is poping up in rotation again and again. He’s stealing the next persons hit but no one seems to notice. He is a true master in disguise – The Sneak A Toker Smoker. Keep your red eyes open for this sneaky son of a gun!

9. The Quitter 


This stoner is the stoner who is always trying to quit smoking the ganja. He’s gotta get clean for that new job he wants, his girlfriend is always threating to break up unless he quits, he’s trying to become “healthier” and the list goes on. The problem with this guy is he never seems to understand he’s just giving excuses. Dude your a stoner! Just be cool with it and get over the bullshit.

10. The Story Teller 

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You’re in for trouble! Ha ha. This stoner never passes the blunt. they continuously talk aimlessly about “this one time” and “you gotta try this new..” He talks and talks and talks some more while chiefing on that blunt he’s suppose to pass. You’re gonna just have to grab the blunt out of his hand and be like dude… really? Puff, puff, pass!

Written By: Missy Blazen

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10 Different Types of Stoners

Ten More Types Of Stoners

Ten More Types Of Stoners

Even though we all share the common love of marijuana, stoners tend to be grouped in to smaller cliques. Let’s face it, not all people that smoke weed are the same. While some people like to get high and write music, others like to get high and build cars.


Here’s a few more kinds of stoner that weren’t included in the last installment that was on the Stonerdays blog!

1. The OCD Stoner


People get really in to their glass and their weed stuff. The OCD stoner is the person who changes their bong water after every use. They are constantly scraping and cleaning their stoner accessories, much more so then the typical smoker. If you’re smoking with an OCD stoner and you leave the joint burning for more than ten seconds in the ashtray, they’re putting it out. If you happen to put the bong anywhere other than it’s designated spot, you can trust that the OCD stoner will be moving it. It’s best to remember who does this sort of thing, as the OCD stoner’s ritualistic behavior is sometimes magnified when smoking!

2. The Hungry Stoner

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“Dude do you have anything to eat?” is basically all you’re going to hear from this munchies fiend. Whether it’s the crackers in your cabinet or a hounding downpour of texts begging for a lift to McDonalds, this friend is always hungry. Don’t bring them grocery shopping, or even to Rite Aid for that matter. They’ll spend all of their money (and yours!) trying to stock up on all kinds of snacks! It’s okay to sometimes give in and support this hungry stoner. But too much munching is going to lead to results that you’re not happy with if you’re not careful!

3. The Architect

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Have you seen the insane rolls that some stoners seem to be able to accomplish? I have begun to call these amazing rollers Architects because what else are you supposed to call someone that crafts such an awesome looking masterpiece? Whether they’re rolling joints that look like scorpions or revolvers, people like this should be respected for their awesome ability to roll bits of paper in to mini versions (or regular sized) of everyday objects.

4. The Nerdy Stoner


Getting stoned and gluing yourself to your phone isn’t that fun… or is it? For the nerdy stoner, getting baked and burying themselves in their phone seems like a pretty good time. If you happen to catch the nerdy stoner without a phone charger, you can be sure that once the battery shuts off, the nerdy stoner will want to talk about technological advances and where we’ll be in ten years. These stoners make good friends because they can keep you updated on the smarter points of stoner life.

5. The Snobby Stoner


Whether it be weed, glass, papers, or vapes, this person has the best there is. While there’s nothing wrong with some nice stuff in your life, it seems like sometimes this stoner might be passive aggressive when it comes to comparisons. They have no problem saying that their weed is the best, even when it’s not. It’s definitely best to let them keep that number one mindset, as the snobby stoner gets really upset if talked down to. Just try to avoid any kind of conversation that could be considered competitive.

6. The Fit Stoner


Get high, drink juice, work out, repeat! This stoner wouldn’t be caught dead in front of a television set. If they’re not working, chances are they’re at the gym, where they sneak smoke breaks with vapes on their breaks. These stoners are usually brilliant chefs so keeping them around may increase your healthy munchie intake, rather then the usual pizza. It’s also nice to hit the gym sometimes, just saying.

7. The Nature Lover


Any chance to get outside and the nature loving stoner will take it. Pack up the bong and the weed because hiking a mountain at the crack of dawn is the perfect way for this stoner to wake up. The best part about the nature stoner? The photography opportunities are endless, from the beach to the mountains. As with the fit stoner, this isn’t the kind of stoner that suffers from couchlock! Keeping a nature lover around will ensure that you get outside at least once a week!

8. The Movie Lover


Every single line out of this person’s mouth is a line from a movie it seems… And they definitely know all of them! From comedies to horror, the movie loving smoker has a movie quote for everything. While sometimes funny, the constant movie quotes can get annoying when you’re trying to be serious. The movie lover is definitely good in small doses but it helps to keep it to a minimum.

9. The Lonely Stoner


Rarely do you find the lonely stoner smoking with other people. They prefer to smoke by themselves as compared to being with others. They’ve either had bad experiences or are just not all about having people around. It’s good to know the lonely stoners because they tend to be quite intuitive and smart, making them great conversationalists.

10. The Photographing Stoner


Constantly carrying a camera is a normal thing for the photographing stoner. They love to capture the beauty of the world and whether it’s an iPhone or a Nikon, you can trust that they’re getting some dope shots while you pass around the bong in the light from the setting sun. If you’re one of the many stoners on social media, you’ll want to have this skilled stoner around.

What kind of stoner are you?

Ten More Types Of Stoners