Stoner Cookbook; Medicated Goldfish Bits

I don’t know about any of you stoners out there but I personally love Goldfish. I really just love snacks. I also love the fact that not only are stoners incredibly brilliant when it come to making snacks, but the recipes always seem to be so simple that everyone can try them in the comfort of their own home. The following recipe will not only let you make your own Goldfish snacks but they’re medicated. These make perfect solo snacks or (since they’re moldable), for parties. Trust me, these little crackers look really good on a plate. Enjoy this recipe for medicate Goldfish crackers, my fellow stoners!

What You’ll Need;
4 Tbsp of cannabis butter (unsalted)
1 Cup flour
1/2 tsp salt
8 Ounces cheddar cheese
1/2 tsp of fresh pepper

Using a food processor, grind up the butter, flour, cheese, salt, and pepper until the materials are a coarse mixture. One tablespoon at a time, add about 3-4 tablespoons of water. Be sure to grind the mixture in between each tablespoon. The mixture should begin to form a doughy substance.

Remove the dough from the food processor and wrap it in plastic. Place the dough in the refrigerator until it is cold all the way through. Get a cookie sheet and grease it with some cooking spray, then roll the dough out on the tray so that it covers the whole pan. Next, you can either use a Goldfish cookie cutter or one of your choosing (I know that they make weed shaped ones, even though the crackers will be orange). These crackers are delicious. Plus, since they’re medicated, they make a good middle-of-your-shift snack if you’re having a rough day at work. Or they’re good to munch on while watching a movie. I highly suggest that you try these crackers if you’re feeling up to baking one day. Not only that, but since you’ll have leftover dough, you can make smaller, shapeless crackers that are also medicated.