Five Stoner Slang Terms
Stoners seem to have their own language sometimes and if you’re not familiar with it, we can be a little confusing. I’ve put five of the most common stoner slang terms together, along with their definitions, for your enjoyment.
Everyone knows what a bowl tastes like when there’s no more weed left in it. So what do you say when the person after you in the rotation tries to reach for the bong? “Nah it’s kicked.” This (or “beat”) refers to a bowl that’s been completely smoked. At this point, you’re just smoking ash and resin. It tastes disgusting and everybody always dreads getting the hit before the bowl kicks.
Have you ever smoked with a newbie smoker that slobbers all over the end of the joint or bowl? That’s what is referred to as a “duckass”. Everybody has a friend that does this or has done this in the past. Don’t slobber on the joint or the bowl please. Also, refrain from putting chapstick on until after you’re done smoking. It’s super annoying to get a soggy pass during a smoke sesh!
In my personal experience, I am this friend. I look and act high even when I haven’t been smoking. I’m sure that most of you have a friend that does this as well, kind of like a Spicoli situation. This is what is referred to as perma-fried. The friend doesn’t even need to smoke weed at this point because they must have backup reserves of THC somewhere. Lucky us!
Ever get so high that you could only do basic actions? Like maybe you could only move enough to reach for the bag of chips or your bottle of Mountain Dew? That’s called robobaked. You have officially smoked yourself to the point where your brain is on a totally different level and you can only do enough to keep yourself comfortable until the robot feeling wears off.
Everyone ends up missing 4:20 at some point so what do you do for your next universal smoking time? Easy! Smoke at 8:40 instead! This is the time to smoke at if you’ve unfortunately missed 4:20… Or I mean, 4:21 is acceptable as well. 😉
There you go! If you want, feel free to email your own stoner slang word and definition to me at [email protected] and if I get enough responses, I’ll make a second stoner slang! Now light up and get blazed!
If your looking for more stoner slang be sure to check out our Stoner Dictionary.