charlie the fucking unicorn

Charlie the Fucking Unicorn

charlie the fucking unicorn

Charlie the Fucking Unicorn

I check out this white wall when all of a sudden a unicorn appears in front of me. I jumped and fell down and backed up in a rage till I ran into something behind me. When I looked back the unicorn was gone, I looked outside and there she was.

I didn’t feel like opening a door and I ran through the wall.

I was now outside and as I go up to give her a hug she starts coming towards me. I didn’t know what emotions to feel. She let me ride her into the sunset off of the mountains in Peru. As we flew into the sunset heading towards the high moon we started to think and talk to each other, what do we want to do in life. It was so intense I saw what a great story line of my life would be and I saw a movie in my mind. It contained everything I could ever want to be in a movie; unicorns, war, food, girls, sex, working, playing, exercising and writing out a plan about what I want to do in life. And there was my answer about I what I wanted to do with my life but by the time I woke up she was long gone and I was sleeping on a cloud on a bed in a hotel room which was on an island which had a beautiful land mass. All I could think about was the unicorn and what we would do together. I wasn’t worried about life and the stresses it caused me but how I can improve my life to relax and have fun with her. The next day I wake up seeing her.

She brought me breakfast in bed and she wasn’t wearing any clothes.

I felt so pleased and surprised. I love her more than ever and I want to do something back to her. So I thought and thought and thought some more while I ate breakfast and I figured out how to please her and thank her for all that she had done for me. I got her a necklace and got her some KGB and gave her whatever she wanted. That’s all I can say while writing it. It was a magical experience that day and I felt that I had pleased her very much. We were going to be the best-est of everything nothing could tear us apart. It was now the next day and I noticed that she wasn’t with me and that she was outside naked again in the lake. I started to go outside in my boxers to join her when all of a sudden and IED went off and blew up. Smoke filled the air and I lost sight of her. Quickly I ran to the lake and she was gone. But she left me something very important to me that would allow me to see her again and be with her again. She was the best girlfriend I had ever had she got me some A grade marijuana and a slip of paper that had a letter on it. But I can’t tell you what was on it. Now in my free time I run into the forest and yell out Charlie is a desperate way to find her. Sometimes I see her and sometimes I don’t. All I now is that even though we were farther apart we couldn’t have been any closer.

Submitted by: Life Moments

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